Stole from Pipotico~ XD

what bottoms are you wearing?

[ ] Leggings= rich

[ ]skirt/skort=skank

[ ] Shorts=cutie

[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual

[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid

[ ] Ripped jeans = emo

[ ] Cammo = cage fighter

[ ] Jeans = prep

[ ] Pajamas = pimp

[ ] Cargo= clown

[ ] Sweats = athlete

[x] Boxers = brat

[ ] Bootyshorts = female

[ ] Capris = Gangster

[ ] Nothing = hoe

[ ] Dickies = weirdo

[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl

[ ] Other = sex addict


What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with

[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart

[ ] Black = with a sexy smile

[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [DB]

[ ] Red = that likes to have fun

[ ] Light Brown = who loves to be different

[ ] Dirty blonde= with a nice ass

[ ] Bald = with herpes

[ ] medium brown= crushing on someone


Pick the month you were born on:

[] January = who ate

[ ] February = who needed

[ ] March = who raped

[ ] April = who shot

[ ] May =who killed

[ ] June = who smoked with

[x] July = who banged

[ ]August = who ran shirtless with

[ ] September = who got stabbed horribly by

[ ] October = who cuddled with

[ ] November = who slept with

[ ] December = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man

[ ] 02 = a prostitute

[ ] 03 = a bag of weed

[ ] 04 = a toothbrush

[ ] 05 = Santa Claus

[ ] 06 =The Trojan man

[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur

[ ] 08 = a dog

[ ] 09 = a porn star

[ ] 10 = a shoe

[] 11 = a glass of milk

[ ] 12 = a bunny

[ ] 13 = a horse

[ ] 14 = a lesbian

[ ] 15 = a stripper

[x] 16 = a christian

[ ] 17 = a pickle

[ ] 18 = a homo

[ ] 19= an orange

[] 20 = a teddy

[ ] 21 = a homeless guy

[ ]22 = a stripper

[ ] 23 = my crush

[ ] 24 = an easter egg

[ ] 25 = a jar of honey

[ ] 26 = a condom

[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal

[ ] 28 = a french fry

[ ] 29 = your dealer

[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton

[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ] Yellow= because im popular

[ ] White = because I'm sexy as hell

[ ] Black = because I love marijuana

[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to

[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life

[x] Purple = because I'm awesome

[ ] Gray = because I got dared

[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed

[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack

[ ] Turquoise =because I have a noodle in my nose

[ ] Brown = because I had to

[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

[ ] Other = because I am awesome like that

'kay so
I'm a brat with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who banged a christian because I'm awesome
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LOLOL so true!! B'D